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Posted 10 January 2019 20:59


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For some reason this week's pic reminds me of that old chestnut of a joke:

What do you call a private nun?

Nun-o-yo-business

....sorry...kinda... anyway, here it is:

https://jbcaptioncontest.tumblr.com/post/181621085728

The judge this week is wkdnic, thank you for agreeing to wear the new and improved 2019 model, winter weight robes. The winners will be announced on January 17th around 4pm EDT/9pm GMT time.

The past winners are here: https://jbcaptioncontest.tumblr.com/
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Posted 10 January 2019 21:00


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The 'Father Ted' Reboot wasn't nearly as successful as the original.
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Posted 11 January 2019 05:42


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The tarts and vicars party got off to a great start!
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Posted 11 January 2019 05:43


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"Ok, i don't mind being locked down in a dungeon but really..........................with a nun!!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted 11 January 2019 05:45


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"I never should have trusted the guys to fix me up a blind date!"
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Posted 11 January 2019 08:11


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NAC It reminds me of a joke too.
Two nuns in the bath... no better not!
A young girl in bible class was asked what she thought of the parable in which Jesus turned water into wine.
She said "When you run out of wine get down on your knees and pray!"
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Posted 11 January 2019 09:46


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NAC It's a bit spooky Fortis as I'm waiting for the DVD of The Nun to arrive from eBay 😵
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Posted 11 January 2019 11:08


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wkdnic (11/01/2019)
NAC It's a bit spooky Fortis as I'm waiting for the DVD of The Nun to arrive from eBay 😵


*not a caption* That is...
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Posted 11 January 2019 11:08


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James and friend like to go to pubs and get trashed while wearing these costumes.
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Posted 11 January 2019 11:34


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I feel the need to confess.
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Posted 12 January 2019 01:24


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Father I've been keeping a secret for a long time
Oh my son God know everything
What do you think I should do
God forgives everyone
Whew
But just in case you can have an live in nun
Shit I hope Sophia has made the bedroom sound proof
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Posted 12 January 2019 04:30


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wkdnic (11/01/2019)
NAC It reminds me of a joke too.
Two nuns in the bath... no better not!
A young girl in bible class was asked what she thought of the parable in which Jesus turned water into wine.
She said "When you run out of wine get down on your knees and pray!"


NAC - LOL!!!!
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Posted 12 January 2019 04:34


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I thought i was meeting MY sister!
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Posted 12 January 2019 13:48


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in order to win the race, James' friend changes his name to Nun of the Above
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Posted 12 January 2019 16:10


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James tries to kick the habit...
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Posted 13 January 2019 14:19


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James will do anything to get a half price ticket to the wine and wafer buffet
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Posted 13 January 2019 16:30


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"I told my pub's supplier to send me some 'Blue Nun'!
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Posted 14 January 2019 11:02


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I think we know where all the ceremonial wine went.
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Posted 15 January 2019 10:59


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Substituting for the real priest James got some juicy confessions, and took really good notes.
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Posted 15 January 2019 21:04


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James : What sort of fun can we get up to in this dungeon?
Nun : None!
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Posted 16 January 2019 11:02


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"For the last time you can't enter the priesthood if you're married, and you can't be a nun, you're not even a woman!"
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Posted 17 January 2019 10:59


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"No I said she was Auntie Christ...."
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Posted 17 January 2019 10:59


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*Not a caption* just hours to go keep 'em coming!
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Posted 17 January 2019 13:30


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Sorry I'm early but I'm visiting my parents in Portugal and the pub opens at two and I am very likely to get extremely Sangria'd! Well done everyone for some excellent captions and thanks to Fortis for the great pic I dunno what it is about a priests outfit 😋

In Third and the 'hard habit to break' award goes to Beckyperkins:
James tries to kick the habit...


In Second and the 'Nun chucks' award goes to
Fortisgreen:
"For the last time you can't enter the priesthood if you're married, and you can't be a nun, you're not even a woman!"


The winner with the 'Supply's' award goes to Lonelydancer:
"I told my pub's supplier to send me some 'Blue Nun'!
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Posted 17 January 2019 13:53


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Oh wow, thank you so much Nic, there were some good one's there this week

So jealous of you off to Portugal, lovely, have a great time!
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Posted 17 January 2019 14:20


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lonelydancer (17/01/2019)
Oh wow, thank you so much Nic, there were some good one's there this week


Yes there were! Congrats on winning! Are you available to judge next week?
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Posted 17 January 2019 19:25


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Thank you Jan
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Posted 17 January 2019 21:13


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Would love to judge next week
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