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Posted 06 September 2018 23:12


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In reference to the song mentioned in the title, does anyone actually sing down to zero bottles of beer? If so I am in awe of the dedication that would take! In case you're wondering about that line of reasoning, here is this week's pic:

https://jbcaptioncontest.tumblr.com/post/177814249543

The judge this week is weasel, thank you for agreeing to wear the robes this time out! The winners will be posted on September 13th, around 4pm EDT/9pm GMT

The past winners are here: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/jbcaptioncontest
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Posted 07 September 2018 11:07


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"I have no idea how all those bottles got empty...(hic!) so don't look at me!"
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Posted 07 September 2018 14:52


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The technology that projects the image of what you are thinking about onto a screen may need a little tweaking.
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Posted 07 September 2018 14:53


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Feelin' a little winey??
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Posted 07 September 2018 14:53


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Makes you wonder what James did to piss of that tea kettle
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Posted 07 September 2018 21:03


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Can't cook, won't cook.
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Posted 08 September 2018 11:35


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"What a joy to see my wife using her new set of saucepans i brought her for her birthday, although, i don't understand why she is so angry and banging them around"
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Posted 08 September 2018 12:39


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"Do I want to help you by chopping an onion? Hmmmm on a scale from 1-10 I'd give that a minus 200"
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Posted 08 September 2018 13:24
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Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? No, I am the curator of all these kitchen utensil.
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Posted 09 September 2018 13:29


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As silly as it was, James found the chef's repeatedly talking about cooking wieners, very amusing.
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Posted 10 September 2018 11:05


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"You want me to fill ALL those medical sample bottles?"
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Posted 10 September 2018 18:28


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James has a surprise to show the chef..................thankfully it's just out of shot!
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Posted 10 September 2018 23:34


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I knew that pole would look good in the kitchen.
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Posted 11 September 2018 11:00


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James is seriously reconsidering having dinner with Hannibal Lecter*

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcH6hV788zo
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Posted 12 September 2018 07:24
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I know the secret of all bottles here
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Posted 12 September 2018 07:30
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A collection of bottles? No not at all. It is my Kalender. Yellow bottles monday green bottles tuesday blue bottles wednesday another blue one thursday - oh blue is my favorite colour...
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Posted 12 September 2018 11:01
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I was told a bartender has to taste before what is sold to the customers. Good stuff - good stuff.
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Posted 12 September 2018 11:08


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"No, I don't want to guess which one has the poison, I'm switching to tea..."
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Posted 13 September 2018 11:11


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"No the song is HEART of glass..."
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Posted 13 September 2018 11:11


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*Not a caption* just hours to go, keep 'em coming!
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Posted 13 September 2018 18:47


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4th Place- Ten foot pole?
I knew that pole would look good in the kitchen.-ladyapplebox

3rd Place-Taking the P*ss
"You want me to fill ALL those medical sample bottles?"-fortisgreen

2nd Place-Denial isn't a river in Egypt

A collection of bottles? No not at all. It is my Kalender. Yellow bottles monday green bottles tuesday blue bottles wednesday another blue one thursday - oh blue is my favorite colour...-Asmina

1st Place-Show and Don't Tell
James has a surprise to show the chef..................thankfully it's just out of shot-lonelydancer
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Posted 14 September 2018 08:24


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OMG thank you so much weasel

Would love to judge next week but it's that shift again so it will be about an hour or 2 late if that's ok
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Posted 14 September 2018 12:11


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lonelydancer (14/09/2018)
OMG thank you so much weasel

Would love to judge next week but it's that shift again so it will be about an hour or 2 late if that's ok


that should be fine, thank you!
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