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Posted 11 April 2014 16:58


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this brittish lady took over my place...shes not bad...isnt she?...well i do understand her:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152753320003084&set=vb.127835543083&type=2&theater
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Posted 09 May 2014 14:33


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...sometimes is better to keep them flat.....

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=504753132909078&set=vb.100001231875256&type=2&theater
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Posted 10 May 2014 10:22


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these two are going to replace James on stage in November, hell do a stand up comedy, while ill teach them to sing "youre beautiful":

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151790211977993&set=vb.70266707992&type=2&theater

whos coming?
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Posted 17 May 2014 20:28


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feels so bloody good to be in a free land again....

my youtubes for you TWO...:

for my south american neighbours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYPt-hRZFbw

@James: explain Billy the joke please...........



and this could happen to my german neighbours:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY
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Posted 21 May 2014 20:13


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these people see chileans everywhere...i see chineese....but...anyhow...enjoy this beer commertial before the world cup.........:


http://www.cristal.cl/cerveza-cristal/comerciales/
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Posted 26 May 2014 10:26


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everything is amazing and nobody is happy.............

...at least we both are.....:

http://blog.petflow.com/if-you-grew-up-before-the-year-2000-you-will-laugh-hysterically-at-this/#ZmzC9bIO4K3OKpW3.01
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Posted 20 June 2014 10:45
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What a profitable business idea!

"The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded 20 pounds for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 20 years. He thought it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state.

Over the next few minutes he told her of the terrible financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing and its effects on him, a 60 year old man.

She loaded him into her car and drove down to the local hospital.

Pointing to the beautiful building, she informed him that he owned the land it was built on and that they paid him 8000 pounds per month rent. She gave him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 15 years totalling nearly1 million pounds.

Pointing across the car park she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly also 1 million pounds and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 20 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was screaming, crying and beating his head against the side of the BMW.

She asked him why he seemed so disappointed at such good news.

He replied, if I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business! "
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Posted 17 July 2014 12:43


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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane....." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight"

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.."

Mommy fainted...

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt..
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Posted 17 July 2014 17:03


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Hahahaha ld...Was that a Blue Mini?,cuz i Know Wich daddy it could have belong to!
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Posted 30 August 2015 17:35


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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh**s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh** is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep sh** it's best to keep you mouth shut!
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Posted 04 March 2016 17:12


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Posted 04 March 2016 18:55


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Which bees give you milk?


Boobies!
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Posted 25 November 2016 15:30


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A funny true story where James is again blamed even if he's not there.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/childbirth-labour-what-women-say-revealed-a7432486.html

Women reveal what they said while giving birth

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Another woman had a similar experience: ‘You're Beautiful’ by James Blunt was on the radio but she was convinced he was in the room, prompting her to yell at her partner: “Tell him to piss off, he's putting me off my breathing!”

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Posted 14 December 2016 16:59


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The year Johnny learned to read, he found out that mom was dyslexic and Santa wasn't real.
She used the same gift wrap, and signed the gifts " ... from Satan .."
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Posted 27 March 2017 16:11


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The wall really does work, there are no Mexicans in China.



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Posted 31 August 2017 16:09
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"A father and his son were driving back from the supermarket one day. The small boy was in the back seat of the car, eating an apple they had just bought, when he asked:

'Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?'

'Because,' his dad explained, 'after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidize, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color.'

There was a long silence. Then the son asked softly:

'Daddy, are you talking to me?' "
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Posted 31 August 2017 22:23


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No Im talking to your mum who decided to walk around the supermakert with bannanas. (private joke)
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Posted 31 August 2017 22:26


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No im talking to your mum who decided to walk around the supermarket with bannanas (watch coffeebook storys on youtube you with understand the joke under Tania
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Posted 04 October 2017 17:03


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The most beautiful fart of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ncLVMncZI



I'll be gone for awhile. Enjoy the pharting gift.
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Posted 04 October 2017 23:12


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James picks up his bags gives junior a kiss on the check, says to Sophia there is food in the fridge if you need anything just ring I will see you in 2 years.

Sophia : Did you leave the credit card
James : Why do you need the credit card
Sophia: Who eles is going to pay for the baby sitter

Have a great tour!
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Posted 26 October 2017 21:11


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James sold his condom factory to buy a donut shop.
That make sence, I think that's him skyvie out of making tea
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Posted 26 October 2017 21:17


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James sold his condom factory to buy a donut shop.
That make sence, I think that's him skyvie out of making tea
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Posted 17 November 2017 14:50
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"A 21st Century Compromise
A married couple are arguing back and forth about the amount of time the husband spends on social networks like on Facebook and Twitter.
The wife threatens, 'If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!' - The husband goes offline immediately." (by Lingua Franca)

Ahhhhh..., that must be the reason why the boss rarely posts pictures or messages for some time, secretly.
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Posted 22 December 2017 13:41
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"It's the morning of Christmas eve, and a little boy is in the kitchen watching his mother prepare for the following day's Christmas dinner.

He asks, 'Mommy, I'm going to ask one more time: can I please, PLEASE have a cat for Christmas?'

His mother replies, 'No honey, you'll have turkey, just like the rest of us.' "

(by Lingua Franca)


A wonderful Christmas time!



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Posted 22 December 2017 14:02


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Santa decided to come to my place a little bit early and left not one but two little presents. Cleaver Santa.
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Posted 22 December 2017 14:09


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Have a wonderful Christmas's and enjoy your time with love ones. Merry Christmas's to your family.
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